Hello friends or whatever! My name is Shelby, but for some reason people call me stupid nicknames (ex. Shel-Shel, Sherbs, Shelby-O). So take your pick! Also, if you wanna talk to me just talk to me! No need to hold anything back.
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
wtf this post isn’t relatable at all.. go jack off to summer. i bet you wanna fuck the sun and i hate you
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
why do we only have thigh high socks??? why not head high??? regular sex is lame as hell I wanna fuck like we’re doing the worm
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Film On the Way
This is some news I wasn’t expecting at all. The 80’s/90’s horror book, Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark, will be converted into film soon. CBS Films has accepted a pitch by Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, the two writers responsible for Saw.
No word on who will direct, which of the stories will be included in the film, or really anything else right now, but this is exciting news, nonetheless.
(via Huffington Post)
finally all those ritual blood sacrifices i made came through